Because it’s Melbourne

I do have a very few words on the Brownlow.

  1. ‘Brownlow fashion’ is oxymoronic.
  2. Footballer’s names are so special: Caden and Danyle for a start.
  3. Footballers should not be allowed to name their children. Jett and Ace are crimes against humanity (even if they are the sons of a former Collingwood captain).
  4. Exception to (1): Samantha Lane looked lovely.


  1. Ali Wilson said,

    September 23, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    In reference to the above list:
    1. The WAGs are moronic (mostly, i’m sure there at least one exception)
    2. The Footballer’s names are ‘specially’ moronic
    3. Footballer’s and the mother’s of the children with the crap names are moronic
    4. Samantha Lane must be the exception to point 1

    The worst ever look will always go to Nathan Buckley’s wife several years ago in the pink sequin number with the back so low she had the exposed g-string matching her dress; and she has named her sons Jett and Ace. Will the third be called Pilot?

  2. froginthepond said,

    September 23, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    Or Rocket.

    Have you heard Lisa Lloyd talk? I nearly fell over. It’s a wonder her brain didn’t deflate when she opened her mouth.

  3. Ali Wilson said,

    September 23, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    Actually the name would be Rokket or Pylett or some other ridiculous spelling variation.
    I was right about Samantha Lane, she is definitely the exception to the rule – she is Tim Lane’s daughter! I still haven’t seen a photo of her though. We got no coverage of the Brownlow here.

  4. Stomper Girl said,

    September 25, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    I think bogans should not be allowed to name their children. But then my brother, who was definitely not raised bogan, has given his kids fairly excruciating names. Maybe an advisory board is the answer, where you have to submit your names for clearance first?

    Bags me working there.

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